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WARNING; Of course, Romano is cussing in this. 

Requested by; AnOtaku

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Enjoy, or not~!
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Marukaite chikyuu~!

Marukaite chikyuu~!

Marukaite chikyuu, boku Hetalia~!

You were singing with Italy as you watched Hetalia: Axis Powers. 

" Ve~! Romano, do you want to watch Hetalia with us~?" Italy asked as Romano walked downstairs. 

" No idiota. Why would get my brain rotten by watching a stupid show. " Romano asked. 

" Ve, You're just as stubborn like in the show." Italy said. 

" CHIGI!!! Shut up, bastardo!!" Romano yelled. You giggled. You actually liked Romano, but you just thought that he doesn't like you back.

" Relax, he was just trying to let you watch with us, right Italy~?" You asked, rubbing Italy's head VERY CAREFUL AVOIDING THE CURL. THAT TUG IS TO BE SAVED FOR ME!! LOL JUST KIDDING!! I'M KIDDING!!! Romano sent a death glare to Italy. He shivered. 

" V-Ve! ______, I'm going to make pasta now!" Italy said. You nodded, then he got off the couch and walked into the kitchen. You got up too. You entered the kitchen with a pale Italian. He stood in front of an opened cabinet. 

" What's wrong Italy--" You asked. Your eyes opened wide. 

" AHHHH!!!!" You and Italy screamed. Romano ran into the kitchen. 

" What, what happened?!" Romano asked. Italy started tearing up, and you turned around. 

" There's no more flour for the pasta." You replied. Romano face-palmed himself and groaned. 

" JUST GO TO THE FUCKING STORE AND GET MORE FUCKING INGREDIENTS, DAMMIT!!!!" Romano yelled, pointing at the front door. Italy wiped his tears away. 

" B-but..It's only 9:18 and i-it's dark outside.." Italy complained. 

" FINE! I'LL GO TO THE STORE, OKAY?!" Romano yelled. I personally think that Italy broke Romano. I'm just saying, Italy broke Germany once in THAT STUPID EXTRA SEASON 5 GERITA-ISH EPISODE, GOSH!!! HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE, THAT EPISODE WAS FOR GERITA FANS!!

" O-okay then.." Italy said quietly. Romano put his jacket on and it seemed like he was looking for something on the shelf. 

" Dammit fucking Spain, that stupid idiota lost the car keys." Romano said. You then realized that you had YOUR car outside. If you don't, I DON'T EITHER AND YOU'RE LIKE 19 IN THIS STORY SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DEAL WITH IT IF YOU'RE GOING TO COMPLAIN!!!

Sorry, I just HATE IT when people complain about, "Oh, this is not how my character is like! I have to HATE THIS STORY FOREVER!!!" Just, sorry audience..I'm so sorry...

" I have my car here, so I can drive you there." You said. Romano looked at you. 

" Thanks, but I can drive myself. Give me your car keys." Romano said. You shook your head. 

" I don't want you breaking my car." You replied. He sighed. 

" Fine, come along." Romano said. 
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" Hetalia." Romano said. (I FORGOT IF HE YELLED OR NOT SOOO)
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You arrived at the store!!!!!!! YEAH, THE FUCKING STORE, I LOVES STORES!!! OH MAN, STORES ARE SO COOL, JUST...YEAH!!!

" Where is the flour?" Romano asked. 

" Over there, come on~!" You replied, taking his hand. He was a little red, maybe he was still angry. You and him ended up in the wheat aisle. You looked at the flours for a few seconds. 

" ' Bran's Whole wheat flour', I CHOOSE YOU!!!" You yelled as you picked up a sack of flour. Romano sighed then crossed his arms. You put the flour in the cart (You have a cart believe it or not) and looked at Romano.

He had a black shirt (When edited, I spelled shit LOL) and some buttons were opened. You could see a bit of his....abs...EVEN SOME OF THE GIRLS WERE LOOKING AT HIM, OMG FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MAN HETA-HISTORY, HE IS ATTRACTING!!! You were a bit jealous. Some of the girls were whispering about you. 

" Oh my gosh, is that boy really with a ugly girl?" A girl whispered. 

" No, I bet it's just her cousin or..something." Another girl whispered. 

" Um, Romano, is there anything else we need?" You asked, a bit pissed off by THOSE GOSSIP GIRLS!! UGH, I HATE PEOPLE LIKE THEM!!! DON'T WORRY, YOU'LL HAVE YOUR REVENGE, AND SO WILL I!! MWEHEHEHEHEEE~!

" Well, I WANT A GUN TO SHOOT THAT POTATO BASTARD IN THE HEAD!!" Romano yelled. LOL JUST KIDDING, HE DIDN'T SAY THAT, IT WAS JUST FOR FUN~!

" Nothing else really--" Romano said. His phone rang from his pants. He answered the phone. 

" Romano speaking." Romano said. You heard Italy through the phone. 

" Um, big brother Spain said that France, Prussia and him are going to throw a party at Prussia's place and Spain wanted you to get some stuff..." Italy said. 

" Why should I get stuff for those bastardos? Especially France." Romano asked. 

"  Please! It's only a few stuff and you ARE already at the store!" Italy begged. 

" Fine. Text me the stuff." Romano said. 

" Yay~! Grazie!!" Italy said. Romano hung up and Italy immediately text the items.

" Spain and his stupid friends are having a party so we have to get them stuff." Romano said. You nodded.

" Let's see....There's a lot of food they need.." Romano said. 
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" Hetalia~!" Spain yelled. (HE WASN'T IN THIS)
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So you got shit and that shit and all kinds of shitty shit. I have no imagination now, so just FUCKING, DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!!!

" So, Romano, how is it going?" You asked while walking outside.  

" Why the hell do you ask?" Romano asked. 

" I'm just worried, I care about you--" You said. You sounded like you loved him. You put your hands over your mouth. He was blushing a little. THEN THAT BLUSH TURNED INTO RED, BECAUSE YOU SAW 2 TEENAGERS BREAKING INTO YOUR CAR AND DRIVING OFF.

" HEY!! GET BACK HERE!!" You yelled. They drove off and one of them opened the window and pulled out his middle finger. 

" THOSE TEENAGERS!!" You yelled. Romano sighed, then ran off to the car. 

" BASTARDI, APPENA AVRO, IO TI STRAPPARE QUELLE MANI FUORI LE BRACCIA E LE BASTONE LA TUA MAGLIA LI TUP NASO PRIMA SI SNAGUINARE A MORTE!!! NON SI SCHERZA CON LA MACCHINA DI MIA RAGAZZA, DANNAZIONE!!!" Romano yelled. 

( BASTARDS, ONCE I GET YOU, I WILL RIP OFF THOSE HANDS OFF YOUR ARMS AND STICK YOUR SHIRT UP YOUR NOSE UNTIL YOU BLEED TO DEATH!!!! DON'T MESS WITH MY GIRL'S CAR, DAMMIT!!!) I used Google translate, so it's not right. You can even check!

The car suddenly stopped, because the driver slipped his foot off the pedal. 

" SHIT, T.J, LET'S GET OUT--" One of the teens yelled. Romano grabbed one teenager from his collar and the other one ran away. Romano punched the teenager repeatedly. 

" STOP ROMANO, YOU'RE GOING TO KILL HIM!!" You yelled before he punched him again. You stopped, then looked at you with angry, but sad eyes. This was an opportunity for the teenager to run away. 

" S-Sorry.." Romano apologized. You were surprised. He was strong. VERY STRONG. The teenager looked like he broke all his bones. Romano's hands were covered in blood, and some of his shirt. You sighed. He looked like he was about to cry. 

" I-I got carried away.." Romano apologized. 

" Let's just go home." You said. 

" O-Okay then..." Romano said. He sat down in the front seat and looked ou the window. Shit, he WAS a bit adorable. You couldn't help it. 
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" HETALIA IS LIKE THE BEST THING EVAR~!" I yelled. Yes, I am the cool and awesome IKE THAT IS BETTER THAN PRUSSIA SOMEHOW BUT HE'S AWESOME THOUGH AND THE KING OF AWESOMENESS AND I should shut up now. 
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" We're back!" You called out as you entered the living room. 

" Ve~! W-What happened to you, fratello?" Italy asked, looking at his shirt. 

" Some idiotic teenagers broke into ____'s car and I got one of those batardos." Romano replied. 

" .....I'm so sorry to hear that. Are you guys okay?" Italy asked, walking up to you and Romano. 

" Yes, we're fine. We got the stuff you needed." You replied, setting some bags on the kitchen table. 

" Ve~! It's good to hear that~! Fratello, you should go upstairs and rest--" Italy said. 

" DAMMIT, THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU MAKING A MIDNIGHT PASTA/SNACK!!!" Romano yelled. 

" V-Ve! I'm so sorry, I didn't know this would happen!" Italy apologized. 

" IDIOTA, NOW HER CAR WINDOW IS BROKEN AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT--" Romano yelled. 

" It's okay, Romano. It wasn't Italy's fault." You said. Romano calmed down and you walked over to Italy. 

" He's was just hungry!" You defended while rubbing Italy's head BUT VERY CAREFUL AVOIDING THE CURL, YOU DON'T WANT THAT SHIT TO HAPPEN, WE DON'T NEED SHIT IN THE STORY, LET FRANCE FUCK THE SHIT!!!

Then eat it like the women he had raped. I don't really think he raped anybody but Iggy. LOL JUST KIDDING, I'M KIDDING!! Anyways, Romano looked mad, a bit jealous. 

" S-Stupid." Romano said. Then he walked upstairs. Or should I say, stomped.

" Romano, it was just the truth!" You called. Romano slammed the door in his room. 

" V-ve...You-you should go up and cheer him up,_____." Italy said. 

" Okay then. be safe, okay?" You asked. 

" S-Si." Italy replied. You went upstairs into Romano's room. 
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"Hetalia~!" Italy yelled. 
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You opened the door slowly. Romano was on his bed, looking down at the floor. 

" R-Romano?" You asked. He looked up. You walked in and sat down next to Romano. 

" What's wrong, Romano?" You asked. A tear fell down from his cheek. 

" I-I'm so s-sorry, _-______.." Romano apologized as he wiped his tear away. 

" ...You didn't do anything wrong, Romano." You replied. Then you realized something. Whenever you were with Italy, he would always be stubborn and try to be better. 

" Romano, are you...jealous..?" You asked. His eyes opened wide and he blushed a little. 

" N-No! W-Why would I be j-jealous--" Romano asked. You cut him off with a kiss. Another tear went down. You wiped it away as you pulled back. 

" _-____?" Romano asked. 

" Yes?" You asked. 

" I-I always thought you didn't...like me.." Romano replied. 

" Why?" You asked. 

" B-Because you're always defending Italy and I thought that you like him better than me." Romano explained. You sighed. 

" You should stop being cranky and try to be nice." You said. He nodded, then wrapped an arm around your shoulder. 

" Ti amo, _____." Romano said. 

" I love you too." You said. 

SEE, YOU GOT YOUR REVENGE!!!

And I did, meanwhile you were smoochy smooching, I took their make-up and replace them with GLUE!!! MWEHEHEHEEE~!

Anyways, I do not own Hetalia or the characters, sadly. 

I do not own you, IT'S A FREE COUNTRY AND YOU BELONG TO WHOEVER YOU LIKE!! Except me, because that would be creepy. 

I only own the fanfiction. 

Until next time!!

Mew Meow~!
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AnOtaku Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
:) I likes it. Now, I must go text mah cousin, HE STOLE MAH CAR! (I have a cousin named T.J.) Now, about this revenge, we need something more...effective. ;D
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IketheCOOL Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014
I KNOW, I KNOW.......

Let's do something WAY MORE effective....


Like TELL THEIR WHOLE SCHOOL THEIR DIARY AND THE'LL BE DEPRESSED FOREVER!! 
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AnOtaku Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014
O.O Bro. I'm not that evil. I mean, I do like my revenge. But, I prefer something more...anonymous. Ya know? >_> I don't need people thinking I'm the bad guy here. Or, I could just beat the crap, or have someone beat the crap, outta them. :3 I'll go get mah metal pipe.
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IketheCOOL Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014
You do make a point....


ALRIGHT, GERMANY IS PERFECT FOR THE JOB!!
Germany: WHY DO I HAVE TO, NEIN!!
Me: Meanie babaleenie..
Germany: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Me: UH, NOTHING!! I'm just going to ask Russia, by friend...
Russia: I get to beat somebody who hurt somebody that is my friend, of course!!
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AnOtaku Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014
Uhh. Here's your pipe back Mr. Russia. *hands Russia his pipe* err... I'm going to go be awesome with Prussia now. >_>
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IketheCOOL Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014
YEAH, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A PARTY WITH ALL ZHE AWESOME PEOPLE!!!!! YEAH!!!
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AnOtaku Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014
AVESOME! *waves glow sticks in the air* WHOOP!
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IketheCOOL Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014
YEAH, EVERYBURDY GETS A GLOW STICK! One for you, one for you, one for you *passes to everyone* AND 2 FOR MESELF!!!
Poland: NO FAIR!
Me: YES FAIR, BITCH!!
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PoketaliaXx Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
"'Shit, T.J, let's get out!'" ... I thought this was supposed to be a reader x Romano. Why am I stealing my own car, and why am I in two places at the same time? (Lol my nickname is TJ.)

Great job though! I love your writing style!
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Portugal22 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lol! This is the most funny Romano x reader insert I have ever read! And hi-five! You got revenge!!!
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